Holy Blog! - BITCHIN' SISTERS

Holy Blog!

1 May

 

You asked for it (well, three of you did). Here’s our blog. Bitchin Sisters. What does it mean? No effing clue, but we needed something catchy.

We’re C and S. This is awkward because chances are, our only followers will know our real names, but you never know. We will touch on current events (Trump for Prez. What a knob). Mom topics (if Gisele says not to use sunblock on children, then so be it…) and some really funny shit (like, how humor can make the fact that S’s arms look like Bruce Vilanch’s somewhat okay or why can’t C be like Gwyneth? Instead she has a hoarder-worthy car, $7.00 in her checking account, and can’t get that bikini area perfect, even though she followed the instructions on www.howtogetapornstarbikiniarea.com). Weird.

Expect honesty. This is not a “I love being up all night with sweet baby Banjo” blog, but more of a “I am so damn tired that I may leave my newborn at a fire station” blog. It will be funny, it will be touching and it will be refreshing. We will all learn something here. Like how Cee Lo Green has amazingly small hands and how nothing is funnier than a four year old at a t-ball game.

So hold onto your hats, bitches. Cause this is a Sister Smackdown. Seriously? What does that even mean?

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15 Responses to “Holy Blog!”

  1. Erin May 2, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    you say what’s on my mind … can’t think of anyone else i’d like to follow than the Bitchin Sisters. Good luck and happy blogging.

  2. Lauren May 2, 2011 at 4:31 pm #

    Great idea & a good start!! & Lucky me, I get to be the first comment on what will surely be a successful blog!
    Good Luck :)

  3. Danny Curran May 2, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    You “bitches” better make me laugh. I will follow you guys on this and see what you two girls are all about. And you are right,,I do know what the letters C &
    S stand for so I am ahead of the game. Ok now make me laugh—

  4. jac May 2, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    are those matching leather jackets?

    • C May 7, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

      Hi Jac – why yes, yes they are. S has a way cooler one. Mine may be pleather, but I’m too in denial to look at the tag.

  5. Charlene May 2, 2011 at 6:58 pm #

    Danny! Thanks for being our first male follower – such a pioneer. We’re on it!

  6. Laura May 2, 2011 at 8:23 pm #

    LOVE! Can’t wait to read more. :)

  7. Kat May 2, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    You must be from Halifax

  8. Catherine May 3, 2011 at 12:11 am #

    S, I think you are quite a witty gal, so I’m excited to see what you have to say!

  9. Marylee May 3, 2011 at 3:06 am #

    Yeah!! Finally! I love it!

  10. Jen May 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

    LOVE IT!!! AND LOVE YOU BOTH!!!! NOW Let”s pee our pants!!

  11. MIri May 5, 2011 at 3:12 am #

    You guys are TOO “effen” funny!!! Keep blogging!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!

  12. Reinaldo December 14, 2013 at 3:05 am #

    EI

  13. Heidi June 23, 2016 at 2:30 am #

    Just browsing around your blog posts, looking for some encouragement for a newer parent. Decided that I’m pissed the link in this post doesnt work. Then, emembered the first time I met C…and we shared bikini areas. That night. NBD.

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