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FU PB

6 Mar

Ever feel like this when you’re flipping through a catalog?
So cute. Except for the whole thinking every loud noise is little Alexa or Gregory's head hitting the floor from a 14 foot drop.

So cute. Except for the whole thinking every loud noise is little Alexa or Gregory’s head hitting the floor from a 14 foot drop.

I dare you to forget something. I fucking dare you.

I dare you to forget something. I fucking dare you.

 

"Oh, it was a wonderful party, Becky. I love pine needles in my potatoes."

“Oh, it was a wonderful party, Becky. I love pine needles in my potatoes.”

 

My house: Menu Pizza: 508.224.3357 Chinese Takeout: 508.224.5564

Menu
Pizza: 508.224.3357
Chinese Takeout: 508.224.5564

 

Ashton will drive his dad's brand new Mercedes into a ditch and complain for weeks that he broke his favorite Ray Bans...

Ashton will drive his dad’s brand new Mercedes into a ditch and complain for weeks that he broke his favorite Ray Bans…

 

Even Harry Potter hates this.

Even Harry Potter hates this.

 

This room inspires me. To run away from home.

This room inspires me. To run away from home.

 

I don't get it.

I don’t get it.

 

That's festive.

That’s festive.

 

This Jasmine bed skirt is perfect for hiding boys in 10 years.

The Jasmine bed skirt is perfect for hiding boys in 10 years.

 

"Psst. Where the fuck to I put my fork?"

“Psst. Where the fuck to I put my wine glass?”

 

In my house, all of this fits nicely in 3 junk drawers. FU PB.

In my house, all of this fits nicely in 3 junk drawers. FU PB.

"Honey, let's completely block the view we spent our life savings on. It just feels right."

“Honey, let’s completely block the view we spent our life savings on. It just feels right.”

 

Now it's a party.

Now it’s a party.

 

"I'm sorry. I didn't catch your names?"

“I’m sorry. I didn’t catch your names?”

 

You will never sell me on Stonehenge. Ever.

You will never sell me on Stonehenge. Ever.

 

...And plenty of time to move the pendant lamps every time you feel inspired to change the chalkboard.

…And plenty of time to move the pendant lamps every time you feel inspired to change the chalkboard.

 

Mommy's hammered.

Mommy’s hammered.

Please note: Most (all) of these pictures are owned by Pottery Barn.

 

 

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8 Responses to “FU PB”

  1. katie clooney March 6, 2014 at 1:32 pm #

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog. You are too funny.

  2. Jodi March 6, 2014 at 3:33 pm #

    Hilarious! This is how I always feel when I see these overdone bedrooms! Great job!

  3. Rayna March 6, 2014 at 4:03 pm #

    This was a much needed laugh. So funny!

  4. katie March 6, 2014 at 7:24 pm #

    Crying laughing. Nailed it.

  5. Liz Corea March 9, 2014 at 1:01 am #

    So hilarious! Awesome! Awesome! :)

  6. heather March 9, 2014 at 6:00 pm #

    Nailed it. Seriously.

  7. Megz March 20, 2014 at 2:00 am #

    Love you guys! I usually comment to myself on the prices of their stuff.

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