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How Normal People Eat Every Day

9 Feb

I recently read an article about how the owner of Hollywood’s favorite juice bar eats on the daily. I understood every other jaw-dropping word (did she just say she eats mushroom shit?) and demand some fucking answers. Moon Juice Lady: “I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath […]

North and South

25 Aug

One night, in the dead of the worst, apocalyptic, soul crushing Massachusetts winter ever, my husband was all “wanna move to North Carolina?” and I was all “Yeah. totally…” took a sip of my wine and continued to watch Ray Donovan.     Turns out, he was serious. So a month ago, I quit my job, […]

Facebook Yard Sales Though

22 Jan

In the past year or so, there’s been an influx of Facebook Yard Sale pages. A place to peddle your wares, buy a thirty-year old rusty car or maybe even meet a life partner.     What the actual fuck? People will seriously sell anything on these pages. Creepy dolls, braids from ex lovers’ heads, used […]

Smoke & Mirrors – A Bitchin’ Mister Weighs In

21 Sep

Another September is almost in the books, the aftermath of new locker combinations, emergency contact forms and hand-slaps from Sister-Mary-One-Thumb are but misty-gin-colored memories in the bottom of my “morning coffee.” Thank God! As a favor to the “Sisters,” I’m minding the storefront today.  Typically, I’m hiding in the back room performing technical support or acting […]

Back-to-School: Week 1 vs. Week 2

17 Sep

September 1st. Somewhere in the world: This year is going to be different. I’m going to have my shit together. I’m going to be the best mother ever. Becky from the PTA will worship me. Other mothers will fall at my feet begging, “what’s your secret?!” 1.) I’m going to make organic, non GMO, fresh, wholesome lunches made […]

Girls’ Weekend

19 Jul

Time spent away with girlfriends is precious. Like a precious, drunk diamond. There’s just something about a girls’ weekend that soothes the soul, satisfies an inner yearning and prevents you from finally losing your shit at the next work meeting or the next time that little asshole, Sid the Science Kids talks about how cool his mom is. […]


12 Apr

You may think that all we do is drink wine and swear. Well, you’re right. But, we also have awesome friends who do awesome stuff. And if there’s anything we love more than Matthew McConaughey and booze it’s supporting women owned business. Check this badass company out. B.E.L.T.S. Share

How Much is Too Much?

26 Mar

I recently borrowed this book from the library. It went missing shortly thereafter. In a moment of honesty last night, just before bed, my six-year-old looked at me and casually asked “hey, mumma, have you been looking for that ‘How to Sabotage Your Kids 101′ book? Cuz, I may know where it is.” I think […]


6 Mar

Ever feel like this when you’re flipping through a catalog?                               Please note: Most (all) of these pictures are owned by Pottery Barn.     Share

SAHM vs. WOHM. An Inner War.

13 Feb

In the wake of yet another article about the SAHM vs. Working Mom, (I wonder if this widespread insecurity will ever end?) I felt compelled to share my own personal experience. Until recently, and since my first child was four months old, I had worked full, full-time. Meaning that I had a full-time career that […]